- It makes you attractive.
- It changes your mood.
- It is contagious.
- It relieves stress.
- It boosts your immune system.
- It lowers your blood pressure.
- It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
- It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
- It makes you seem successful.
- It helps you stay positive.
Things they never mentioned in Disney Princess movies:
Ursula and Flounder were mother and father of all the mer-people. A bad divorce left Flounder with all of the kids; we had one heck of an unhappy squid-mom.
Rajj was actually the Sultan of wherever Alladin and Jasmine lived. The “sultan”, Jasmine’s dad, was his translator. He later passed away from an overdose on parrot crackers…
Sleeping Beauty was never actually put under a spell…she had severe narcolepsy. Whenever the crew would attempt to film her, she’d pass out. Only late in the movie did the director realize he could wake her up by having a man with rancid breath kiss her.
Snow White was actually mother of the seven dwarves, this is why the queen had her cast out. The poison apple was actually just a contraceptive to keep her from having any more kids. The apple had a tapeworm, that’s why it just about killed her.
The two stepsisters and stepmom were PMSing during the filming of Cinderella. Normally they aren’t nearly as mean as they were. If somebody had been more generous and given each of them a Midol, things would have turned out better.
Belle was incredibly interested in beastiality. That’s why she fell in love with the beast. Shortly after turning back into a man, Belle left him and ran off with some wild Buck from the forest. Quite a shame…
As you can see, Disney fails to reveal everthing about their movies, so next time you watch one, stop and think about what REALLY happened.” —Greg M.